Total Medals Earned: 16 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 235 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (100/435 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Pull your first piece
Clear your first line of blocks
Buy one eye
Buy one jump level
Buy one tongue level
Learn a new recepie
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks
Die
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Pick up some fuel
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
